Choose No life. Choose No Job, Choose nothing mainstream. Choose a big fucking computer, endless hours of porn, japscat, images of death and overzealous ranting. Choose l33t speek. Choose no sleep, caffeine, nicotine and depression. Choose No Friends. Choose CSS and wonder why the fuck anyone still uses Netscape ... ... insomnia, and sleep deprivation. Choose to stay up until 5AM staring at some mind-numbing, spirit-crushing website while talking shit to some fucking packet kiddy on IRC. Choose to flame me on my pager while I'm watching a fucking romance movie, alone. Choose a parody of a parody. Choose your Misery, choose DAMNiT.ORG
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