Choose No life. Choose No Job, Choose nothing mainstream. Choose a big fucking computer, endless hours of porn, japscat, images of death and overzealous ranting. Choose l33t speek. Choose no sleep, caffeine, nicotine and depression. Choose No Friends. Choose CSS and wonder why the fuck anyone still uses Netscape ... ... insomnia, and sleep deprivation. Choose to stay up until 5AM staring at some mind-numbing, spirit-crushing website while talking shit to some fucking packet kiddy on IRC. Choose to flame me on my pager while I'm watching a fucking romance movie, alone. Choose a parody of a parody. Choose your Misery, choose DAMNiT.ORG
232059_I'm sure there's a reasonable .. nevermind
232053_ Birdies on perches - Gallery show tonight
231971_friendo desktop
231914_ bizarre plush toys
231906_the return of Paul Bunyan
231892_Everything looks like a Nintendo something or other these days
231891_Hatebeak
231890_No translation needed
231884_on a japanese train
231877_ mexican bug
231832__cat5_wedding_rings
231825_Logo nightmare -Rotate 90 degrees (cc)
231792_ birth of the t-virus
231787_artistic license
231786_ Kentucky Pride
231777_Happenstance or coincidence
231760_Big-boned misfits
231745_serenity
231733_groovykitty
231720_Living the dream
231711_bubbles
231700_ just evicted from the garage
231681_Need MOAR
231667_go ahead - turn me on
231646_fast food joint
231638_csan48l
231593_Epic battle
231562_random StumbleUpon find
231555_''License and registration, plee....holy crap''
231553_abbreviated flight
231546_ Then and Now
231542_Built before the invention of right angles
231539_Left and straight
231536_The crack of Dawn
231524_GAH Where do I start
231520_the face of Microsoft - GAAAAHHHH
231519_GAH
231498_Finally a fool proof solution
231476_cutting
231459_Ballsy job
231457_by the book
231453_blue tape
231446_Nom nom nom
231443_Just ask someone from Tokyo...it's common knowledge over there
231442_Visit scenic North Dakota...where you can pluck your own power
231434_ pope_looks_like_palpatine_02
231425_The leash, it burns us Take it off us
231415_Thumb Drive - link to how-to
231414_ grafitti
231410_Ahh, I see you've put it on a pedestal
231396_in-bad-taste
Famine In Niger, Africa.
231382_sidewalk repair made easy
231380_night of the living donut
231291_man-up-nancy
231287_ Weather Anchor Invaded by Weather Cock on TV
231270_popular feature of the new tmbo keyboard
231266_Sydney_Birthday_Bouncer
231264_all your usb are belong to us
231261_Pressure
231254_Predator_Phuket
231253_Alien_Phuket_Large_File
231252__thundercats-002
231251_H.o.l.y. SHIT
231241_WoW
231232_ After a long day of policy work
231222_Got eight inches between his thighs
231210_too much for you, gimme some
231194_as you wish
231188_ceiling cat
231187_free paper
231184_Pass_the_Tartare
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