Choose No life. Choose No Job, Choose nothing mainstream. Choose a big fucking computer, endless hours of porn, japscat, images of death and overzealous ranting. Choose l33t speek. Choose no sleep, caffeine, nicotine and depression. Choose No Friends. Choose CSS and wonder why the fuck anyone still uses Netscape ... ... insomnia, and sleep deprivation. Choose to stay up until 5AM staring at some mind-numbing, spirit-crushing website while talking shit to some fucking packet kiddy on IRC. Choose to flame me on my pager while I'm watching a fucking romance movie, alone. Choose a parody of a parody. Choose your Misery, choose DAMNiT.ORG
  • [
  • 1
  • ]
piracy
stupidmo
1178647461693of9
thumbnail_lg
quantum-entanglement
20071107
Holzer6.2007
Hillary_Natalie480
warp
Rambo death chart
MGU
system guide
fishing_and_marriage
Lures
Good thing Hillary believes in free speech
hud
happy stick people
Focus
family guy quagmire bartender
wagtd
munchies
behind enemy lines
Just how comfortable would you like to get
water found on Mars [no link]
virginiaPlate
farkdasystsem_large
odd_synchronized_swimming_pose
u missed... not a motivational poster
honest
thebestthingever-thumb
slayer.preview
signage
robertgaycockmdgv9
funny-pictures-tmnt-turtles
slick ride
Old meme but damn I laughed
pic_8629
soft rock
post_apocalyptic_chart
teople poo
Apparently, He's in the details, like your fresh breath
Availability_of_Pot_in_the_USA_2007
xavier school - knowledge is power
the new diet
the_dangers_of_wow
sui
she was built like a
occamsrazorbu0
omfg bags are falling
kameraflage fashion
i question
i attack the darkness
had to post this for the irony
fuck me, you, everybody
dear. children - from santajpg
counter_recruitment
clockwork green
hidden folder secret porn
calls to zombie blood inc have only resulted in strange sounds at the other end of the line. sort of a mumbling and groaning
big_john_toilet_for_fatties
birth of a ninja
Then again, I haven't read today's paper
Speaking of smashing for hours...
Something tells me that's gonna be one helluva reception
Nike's new condom line promo
New_Drivers_Lic3
Lois Lane as a Black Women
Hv9amKBZI9T7
Hello my name is
Freeman
Booby Trap
Flight Dreams
Bert
tubgirl_cereal2
terrwarhg3
programmers_arrogance
loltheistwtfcrucif
irony could happen
forum_post-know_your_priorities
formal_appology_form
emergency games
atari-forth
Yep
Lube Jobs
It's a lonely life
How much wood would a woodchuck...
Good for you, Dad
French Kiss
What big teeth you have Hobes
we_waited
skull_girls
judge not by the cover
(C) Copyright 1999 DAMNiT.org. "It is easier to get forgiveness than permission."
Number of seconds it takes you to digest a teaspoon of my sperm: 0.6963 Seconds