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... insomnia, and sleep deprivation. Choose to stay up until 5AM staring at some mind-numbing, spirit-crushing website while talking shit to some fucking packet kiddy on IRC. Choose to flame me on my pager while I'm watching a fucking romance movie, alone. Choose a parody of a parody. Choose your Misery, choose DAMNiT.ORG

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