Choose No life. Choose No Job, Choose nothing mainstream. Choose a big fucking computer, endless hours of porn, japscat, images of death and overzealous ranting. Choose l33t speek. Choose no sleep, caffeine, nicotine and depression. Choose No Friends. Choose CSS and wonder why the fuck anyone still uses Netscape ... ... insomnia, and sleep deprivation. Choose to stay up until 5AM staring at some mind-numbing, spirit-crushing website while talking shit to some fucking packet kiddy on IRC. Choose to flame me on my pager while I'm watching a fucking romance movie, alone. Choose a parody of a parody. Choose your Misery, choose DAMNiT.ORG
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fools
HTML tags illustrated
swallow
sexyback
rocky road
holy heart attack batman
computer homos devil machine
dalvin & holly
barney park
Worst t-shirt ever
TheWorstAlbumCoversEverCreated
Super_Freakin_Carl
Santa let him down
Oh bummer, just my luck
O_x
Hippies use other door
GALvotefor
An old Z-Z-Top song comes to mind...
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1172740581414s
who's yo daddy
tonight we do ...
photoshop
oh fuck
google_rack
blown cover
blockbuster recepit
What game is this
Serving a large one
Science Duck in his Seaman get up
My Worst Fear
Lucid TV
I don't think that's correct...
From the murky depths
Byte names
Anamorphic Guinness
ATHFMFFT
90732_793596.1
1949
202453
1946
154053_ohnoes
150248_room-full-people
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Yay! The dudes did it
Superman vs. Stephen Hawking
wizard
watercooler
sorry, but i lol'ed, so...
save the bunny, save the world!
on the internet
latte art (cc)
nigelpenguin0gz
now THIS is a good tattoo idea
kid never saw it comin
homegirls1
i_just_wanted_to_tell_you
hentaimode
guns_girl
hallucinations
google-vs-god
exhale
family guy drinking game
exam_humor_004
effing_myspace_hotlinkers
deep thoughts
cut
and he thought he got a perfect...
Windows_Security
Wait... This One is Better
Unfortunate aftermath of Christmas depression.
To Catch A Predator2
The new XM8 Hello Kitty Model
The Adventures of Super Jesus
TRY AND STOP US!
Should be a convenience store, not a government agency
PcakeBunny
Online Dating
No wonder the world's so fucked up!
KFC's first ad campaign was a bust
Just how hungry are you
Genetics
Hey, Boston PD
December 5, 1933...it was.
Don't laugh...it keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away!
Deadpool just doesn't see the gravity of the situation
Braaaaains
Cough...cough...
Beach fun!
Atlantis2
Be very certain you don't walk in on him accidentally
Ass, grass, or roundhouse kick...nobody rides for free
ALP - If You See Something
A clusterfuck of strange
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